Suffocate or Suffer Gate?

I dunno about u guys.. but i'm gonna be honest.

I buy pirated English movie DVDs.

Hollywood stars are already making millions. A Hollywood film crew earns more than the average Malaysian. And most of all, their films have already made the million US dollar mark.. so am i gonna be bothered? I'm poor enough already.

Anyway.. as you know i'm pretty much home bounded.. and that means i have been watching a lot of DVDs..

Notice how pirated DVDs have pirated subtitles made by either lazy subtitlist, English illiterate China man or voice recognition MS Words.

Script : Do you like Tennessee?
Subtitle : Do you like tenancy?

Script : .. going on the date
Subtitle : .. going  on the dick

Script : .. set up Monopoly
Subtitle : .. set up my napple
What in the world is a 'napple'?

Script : A mother's love can never be replaced
Subtitle : A mother love comedian face.

Nicole Kidman's plays beautiful french theater performer named Satine in Moulin Rouge.
Subtitle spells it as Sardin

AiyohhH!!!