Anyway...
I celebrated my 28th birthday two months ago.. Being 28, earning and all, i don't really have any birthday wishlist but there is something i want someone to give me as a gift instead of me buying it for myself. It's the Jennifer Aniston fragrance by yours truly, Jen Aniston. So whenever a friend asks me what do i want, i'll just mention it.. Oh and i am not worried about getting multiple bottles of the perfume because it's only sold at selected Harrods and Sephora outside of Malaysia.. I mean let's face it. I'm fat and ugly.. so who would really go all the way to get me one? Seriously.
But here are the reactions that i got when i said i wanted a Jennifer Aniston perfume.
Me: Oh, i nak Jennifer Aniston punya perfume.
Case 1
T : *looking clueless and paused for a bit* O okaaaay..
Me : *grin*
T : Are u sure you don't want something else?
Me : Yeap, that's all i want.
T : I mean... are u sure there is such thing? and that you don't want something else instead?
Case 2
Y: Oookaaay... you seriously need to get a life.
Me : It's just a friggin perfume.
Y: There is no perfume!
Me : Yes there is! Jennifer Aniston sendiri cakap die punye.
Y: Ok get a life.. you are imagining things already.
Case 3
P : *pats me at the back while givin me the pity look* "Now, Syad.. it's okay.. Not every celebrity have their own perfume.
Me : No, Jennifer Aniston has one.
P : It's okay.. she will have.
Case 4 (just happened last night)
R: *looks at me blankly*
Me: Okay, kau bukan yang pertama.
R: *paused*
Me: Memang wujud.
R: Hahhahaha, aku ingat kau da gile.
GIRLS.. i am not hallucinating. The perfume really exists!
Haaa.. look! siap dia pegang lagi..
ade shadow kat belakang summore, means i couldn't have superimposed it.
ade shadow kat belakang summore, means i couldn't have superimposed it.
Here's one thing about me.. I am an artiste manager's dream. Any artiste manager (and of course, artiste) would dream to have me.
No, seriously.. it's not funny.
I am one of those who defines an artiste's selling power. I am totally a buyer...
...IF i LIKE you.
Ok how pathetic is this? i bought a Miu Miu bag years ago just because Reese Witherspoon had it. Reese could have one because she makes 8million bucks per movie. So you can actually say that i bought it because SHE could afford it... hmmmm no wonder the US economy is stronger than us... because of idiots like me! .. oh wait, huh? hik..
Remember Spice Girls? and their range of merchandise? Cadbury chocolates with signatures of each spice printed on the wrappings.. the Spice Polaroid cameras... Crisps sold in 5 different flavors, each endorsed by a spice... Spice Impulse body spray... Guess who had them all?
Me.
What a sucker! heh.
